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    Dance Party!
    #daftpunk #getlucky

  2. HAPPY HOLI EVERYONE! 

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    smellsjustlikecouture:

Good Morning. Have a fresh and relaxing day, like you are at this lavender field!

    smellsjustlikecouture:

    Good Morning. Have a fresh and relaxing day, like you are at this lavender field!

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    (Source: princesslizzz, via amikinky)

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    Rape has become a pandemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately got national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her formerly, ” If only i had teeth down there.” Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain becaused his penis was
stuck in his zipper. Ehlers merged thouse images and came up with a product she called RAPEX. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergencey room to have the RAPEX removed. When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, ” A medieval device for a medieval deed.”

    Rape has become a pandemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately got national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her formerly, ” If only i had teeth down there.” Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain becaused his penis was

    stuck in his zipper. Ehlers merged thouse images and came up with a product she called RAPEX. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergencey room to have the RAPEX removed. When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, ” A medieval device for a medieval deed.”

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